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Art by Mo Text ShortsBy Patty LawrenceI like texting. Low expectations for sentences, eloquence, and grammar. That evolved into capturing little glimpses of the day that were not "text," but the premise remained the same. ~ My gift to you, XX, is rope. Lots and lots of rope. Use it well. ~ Overheard: “You wouldn’t like that pumpkin.” To 50-yr-old spouse about food choice. ~ Overheard: “I used to be cool, but now I’m country.” ~ Drinking wine while riding a bike is not necessarily a skill I want to master. ~ Incredibly busy. Things slipping. Sunny forgive me. I completely forgot. Super busy adjustments: shorter emails, fewer words, priorities. I could write about being distracted. ~ Rope XX. You used it beautifully. Thank you. Probably optimistic for this to be good-bye. ~ Lame duck. In this instance it’s a promotion from plain old lame. ~ On a bathroom wall: I love Dan not his wife. ~ If someone asks me to do a job that requires tools, they should remind me I need to bring them. ~ Out of grace or out of humor? Is there a difference? ~ Conversation stopper: Vagina tattoos are not permanent but rather sealed with a kiss. ~ Last night I was so tired that I not only slept though the thunderstorms but also the weather radio that was parked 2 feet from my head blaring thunderstorm warnings and the world's most obnoxious sirens from the park next door. Unnerving. ~ I saw the sun this morning so I know it still rises. Thinking I should buy Prozac stock — right after I start taking it. ~ Barbara and Joe married on my birthday on 1987. I have their matches. I wonder who they are? ~ Setting the clock ahead for sleepovers is brilliant. ~ Avery needed a book to read so I gave her "Little Women." More than fifty dried flowers stained various pages. Who knows when they were all added? One also had note from 1982, but I’d guess most were earlier. As usual she was suspicious of the book, “Are you sure I will like this?” She found the flowers fascinating. Was a lovely moment. She is not reading the book. ~ |
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